Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website
(eradicating most of the pink, YES!), but they released two new sets of toys
: tri-colored space toys and new plugs with excellent bases! I dunno about you, but I gotta have that Twist Plug
GASP, new toys from NobEssence
! These are the Dare and Mesmerize. Not to point fingers, but does someone at NobEssence have baby fever or something?
is coming out with a line of "thrusting" toys. I discuss their potential to be either really awesome or an utter failure on el blog
Just 2 weeks left to preorder yet another vibe controlled by a smartphone
! And its name, Vibease, sounds like a brand of petroleum jelly, so that's pleasant. Really, I'm just including this for the hilarious video. Go to 54 seconds in. I dare you.
My favorite powerful beast, the Wahl
, has been pulled from sex toy distributors because the makers don't want it to be known as the scandalous device it really is. It now can only be found on innocuous stores like Amazon
, for the low low price of $15.
Jumping on the Fifty Shades
bandwagon, LELO has released their Luna Beads Mini in a "noir" edition
, and Fun Factory is re-releasing their original Smartballs
Love to Love, makers of banana
- and popsicle
-shaped toys, have come out with 3 sex toys not inspired by food
. They're boring.
I don't think this vibe
has enough bling, guys.
Pipedream has released yet another celebrity sex doll, this time modeled after Justin Bieber. Unsurprisingly, two seconds after submitting their usual press release, they were publishing another about all the "mainstream attention" the doll is getting
. I love how they pat themselves on the back: "nobody creates products with mainstream crossover appeal like Pipedream." Yeah, because other companies have class.
The best from my "morons" label in Gmail this month includes a truly ill-conceived sale with the actual subject line Sandy Blows… But 15% Off + Free Shipping is awesome!
15% off what, you ask? Waterproof vibrators. Yes. They went there.
This next one requires an accompanying image... and the comforting knowledge that we cannot yet smell things through computers.
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If you want the truth, I considered it. I considered it because I knew I could decimate it and that would be GREAT FUN. But then I remembered that the folks at Early to Bed already sniffed it
and reported that it smells like horse pee.
Then there was this.
The reason I'm reaching out is because I'd love to send you a Beautygasm Collection by TotalBeauty.com. The Collection includes 4 deluxe beauty samples along with a bonus gift valued at $20 AND something to give you that extra glow you can't get from beauty products ... a Trojan Vibrations Midnight Collection Interchange 5.3.
If you'd like me to send over a free Beautygasm Collection for you to try out for review and/or provide product for you to host a giveaway on your site, please let me know.
Thanks so much!
Teehee, that extra glow
When I didn't respond (my polite way of saying no), I was pestered again. Yo, I already reviewed that vibrator
... oh, and I'm not a beauty blogger?! I am not swayed by tiny samples of lip balm, "roll on shimmer," and liquid hair serum. I do, however, feel like I've really made it as a blogger now that I've been offered beauty products.
of our NEWLY RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT eating ice cream and snow cones. Joyous.
I thought I knew all the best reasons for being pro-choice, but then I read "How I Lost Faith in the "Pro-Life" Movement
Phthalates strike again, this time in make-up
STOP THE PRESSES. A man has managed to walk by Ann Summers without feeling like a perv
His wife's dying wish was to have her vulva (VULVA, The Frisky, not vagina) engraved on her headstone
. Would be awesome, except the reasoning ("I don't want you chasing other women") is creepy as hell.
People are still getting injections to "enhance" their G-spots
! An enhancement that goes away after less than 4 months. I'm weeping. Please, save yourself $900 and just get a Pure Wand
I most definitely need the Inbox Zero merit badge
. I earned it several times this month.