The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO's latest product, the Ora. It's basically a re-imagined SaSi
, which I gotta say, I'm not wholly opposed to. I just think it's funny that LELO is marketing this like they thought of it first.
Two steps forward
, one step back. Fun Factory's latest is a fucking joke of a thing called Amorino
. It has a silicone band around it that is supposed to enhance pleasure for someone somewhere, but is mostly a marketing gimmick so they can liken it to cupid's bow. Sigh.
At ANME, We-Vibe promises updates
to their Touch
, Aneros is unveiling
a vibrating Evi
, and Jopen is adding stuff to their Lust line
, including rabbits, anal toys, and clitoral toys (the L3
OhMiBod's latest is a Bluetooth-enabled underwear vibe called the blueMotion
. It can be controlled with a smartphone and even has a feature for recording ambient sound. The article recommends your lover saying "I love you," but there are much less vanilla
Can we talk about the fact that Jimmyjane is selling what is essentially a stainless steel version
of the shitty Monkey Spanker
for $250? I swear, Jimmyjane, you make
it so easy
to hate you
Cascade Toys, makers of self-lubricating vibrators, now have self-lubricating anal toys
Oh, you thought Divine Interventions
toys were scandalous? Behold Masturpieces
: Vagenie, Rampant Rabbi, Cunt Dracula, and Buckingham Phallus. They're limited edition, so if one speaks to you...
Since Jenna Jameson has decided she will spread her legs for the adult industry again
, I guess it's fitting that her vulva is now a Fleshlight
. And speaking of faux vulvas, now your iPad can be equipped with one
A company called Lovense
is making "long distance sex toys" that, of course, are hetero as fuck — the pieces are literally named Max and Nora.
This was like, instant glory, and I knew immediately it had to be shared with all of you, with no commentary needed:
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This guy has two penises
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, and you'll be happy to know, he uses them well and often.
Even if you purport to be the most loathsome human being imaginable
, dudes on dating sites will still want to fuck your brains out.
Amanda Hess' depressing article Why Women Aren't Welcome on the Internet
should be required reading for anyone with an internet connection.
HBO's old show Real Sex
is getting a reboot
and I MUST SEE IT.
One brave soul sniffed out the truth about sex toy recycling
, and I am indebted to them for making phone calls I would never make.
An angry ex-girlfriend decapitates her former partner's dildos
In browsing the best of 2013 on Tumblr, I found this glorious post in which Nicolas Cage is placed strategically all over someone's house
. Almost as good as the Steve Buscemi prank
Who will be the next Sasha Grey? This article has some ideas
Cosmo's sex tips — always great post fodder