If it seems like it's been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane
released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us with the Hello Touch X
(rechargeable now, with an electrostim mode because uh?) and Form 5
(a weird mouth with flappy lips because uh?).
The Fun Factory Bouncer looks
boring as fuck. But it actually has inner balls that roll around, like kegel beads or their B Balls
. I am into this idea.
Tantus and SheVibe have teased us with some preliminary photos of uncut dildos
they're collaborating on. Yes!
Hallelu, there will soon be
a rechargeable Hitachi Magic Wand
! The new wand will have a silicone head, four vibration intensities, and can be used while plugged in. Oooh, ahhh.
Nexus has a few new products, including a rotating prostate massager
and a remote controlled butt plug
If you ever felt like your Fleshlight was too close to corpse temperature for comfort, you can now warm it up with this insert
I am continually laughing at Pipedream's new iSex line (I'm not linking because Pipedream
). Calling something iSex and making it stark white is definitely ~up with the times~. All the toys are USB-powered, so you can stay tethered to your true lover (the computer) at all times.
A reader emailed me about this crowdfunding campaign
surprised by "how not stupid" the accompanying video was. I love how low the bar has become.
This person messaged me after visiting my oft-ignored about.me page
hi i like your page i market an promote sextoys maybe i have a few for you to try also do you have any video of yourself testing. lets grab coffee someday an chat more.
A comedian on feminist sex positions
Best new Instagram account goes to fashiondads_
This long, personal post
from someone who experienced female genital mutilation is heartbreaking and important.
A cat was hit by a car and buried. Then he DUG HIMSELF OUT OF HIS GRAVE
But don't worry, this cat
has a neighbor cat friend who comes over every day to hang out.
That reality show where people compete to be porn stars has begun production
and I am STOKED.
The CEO of Twitter admits that the company is useless
when it comes to abusive and threatening tweets.
Speaking of which, here's how to talk to girls on Twitter without coming off like a creepy rando
Dr. Phil with no dialogue, just reaction shots
. I snorted.
What's Belladonna been up to
since she left porn?
A very thorough guide on how to sell your underwear on the internet