OHAI! Guess what. GUESS WHAT! TinyCrab is hosting another Christmas Eve party this year! It's gonna be about as awesome as an "internet party" can get. Just like last year, there'll be movies and other cool Christmasy stuff on TinyCrab TV, lovely upbeat holiday tunes on ZTN Radio, and best of all - you get to have sex with a Christmas tree! And of course, to thank everyone for being a part of the wonderful close-knit community that's been running since 2006, we're hosting yet another giveaway!! (rules and participation apply)
Q: What the fuck is an "internet party"?
A: Just a fun time on IRC hanging out with the people you normally do every day, but with Christmasy festivities like streaming movies and stuff. Don't hate.
Q: Fuck a Christmas tree??
Q: What are you giving away?
A: A Golden Dildo (matthew) LoL! Seriously though: http://n0ah.net/JMZf (in the very color that's linked)
Q: What do I need to do to participate?
A: You'll need to:
-Have Voice in #TinyCrab (or op.)
-Have only ONE nickname with voice in #TinyCrab at the time of being chosen as giveaway winner.
-Fuck that Christmas tree. No, seriously. Fuck it.
-Not have a network ban in place (*line) on TinyCrab or channel ban in place in #TinyCrab.
-Have a first name that does not begin with K and end with H.
-Participate in the festivities hosted by the TinyCrab staff on the network.
Q: Do I really have to participate? And to what level?
A: Yes. You have to show your face and like last year, be online and talking in the community for a majority of the night.
Q: I won't be online on Christmas Eve..
A: Sorry! Find a way - even if it's on your mobile device!
Q: Why did you change your name to TinyCrab?
A: Seriously? We've been over this: Because Connor said so.
Q: Will Keith be sponsoring any of the giveaways this year?
A: No Keiths allowed this year... (lol)
Q: Will the staff be allowed to participate?
A: Yes. The staff have the same chances of winning as anybody else.
Q: What time will the giveaway be?
A: It's unannounced. Nobody, not even the staff will know the exact time that the giveaway happens.
Q: How do we know that the staff won't be informed anyways?
A: Well.. you'll have to trust me. We're about making the giveaway and festivities fun for everyone, and this includes not allowing the staff to have an unfair advantage.
Q: Is anybody not permitted to participate in the giveaway?
A: Yes, the following people are not allowed to win:
-Anybody that has a ban in place from the network or the main channel.
-Anybody that does not meet the criteria above ("You'll need:")
Q: What if one of those people are chosen?
A: Another winner will be chosen instantly.
Q: How will the winner be chosen?
A: The same way as last year. We'll run a mIRC script - that we'll show you on live stream AS the winner is picked - which will show the winner's nickname on TinyCrab TV. If the winner does not respond within 60 seconds of the nickname being picked, a new winner will be chosen.
Q: So the winner won't be hilighted when they're chosen as a winner?
A: That's correct. This ensures that the winner is participating and watching TinyCrab TV when the giveaway happens.
Q: Should I hilight the person that's picked as a winner continuously when they're chosen?
A: Obviously not - you should be hoping that the chosen one is not paying attention or not there, unless you're nice enough to nudge the person.. but I'm pretty sure that YOU want to win ;)
Q: What movies are you playing this year?
A: You'll just have to find out come Christmas Eve. :)
If you have any more questions about the giveaway, hit us up in #TinyCrab on irc.tinycrab.net.
Cheers & Happy Holidays from all of the TinyCrab staff team!!